Crab For Dinner

 Crab For Dinner

We went to have crab for dinner

It really wasn't much of a winner

The meal really tasted like crap

And left us needing a long nap

They took a sample of the crab

And sent it out to the test lab

One of the guys in Haz-Mats

Was acting like a real ass hat

He said it'd take quite a while

Since the trip was a few miles

Then they sat down for a snack

Until the test results came back

Finally they said "good to go"

And to take her out to a show

But after all that we had ate

We'd have got to the show late

So the next time make a wish

And we'll just enjoy some fish

By Wishy ...