Rattle Him out in Public

By @PP

I enjoy doing parody poems and with a little humor.

Rattle Him out in Public

My eyes have seen the glory

Of my sexy loving Man

He drags me up the stairs

And does the best he can

He kisses me with his lips

And rubs me with his hand

'Cause he's a damn good man

He may not be much to look at

But he performs the way I like

He sure has his job down pat

Makes me happy I ain't no dyke

But if he had a brother

We could do a trike

A three-way would be just right

So now you know my problem

Of never being satisfied

With years of disappointment

Regardless how hard I've tried

It's so hard being a woman

When nothing is ever quite right

And unhappy day and night

So tell me that you love me

And just how much you care

Don't risk me being upset

Unless you truly dare

Women are not very easy

To say so is just being fair

How do you like my hair?

By Wishy

Written to the tune of

Battle Hymn of the Republic

Poetry Pen